My Neighbor Kept Stealing Gas From My Pickup Because I Was Retired, So I Finally Taught Him a Lesson

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The hour was early, roughly seven in the morning. Household muffled sounds filtered through the door:  children prepping for school, a television droning in the background.

Clark pulled the door open wearing his work shirt, half a piece of toast gripped in his hand. The instant visual recognition registered on his face was fascinating; he understood instantly before a single syllable left my lips.

Yet he masked it swiftly.

“Frank!” he greeted, radiating forced cheer. “A bit early, aren’t we? What can I do for you today, buddy?”

I withheld any friendly expression.

“Have you been siphoning fuel from my truck?” I demanded. “Because I have you recorded on camera walking up my driveway at two in the morning holding a hose. Drop the act. How dare you.”

The artificial enthusiasm evaporated. Yet Clark’s reaction exposed his true nature: panic yielded neither to shame nor apology.

Instead, he laughed.

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