{"id":126,"date":"2026-07-13T06:20:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T06:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2026-07-13T06:21:07","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T06:21:07","slug":"i-hired-an-actor-to-pretend-to-be-my-p4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"I hired an actor to pretend to be my p4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stood there in my swimsuit, uncomfortable in my own skin, especially when Ryan walked over with Lucille to say hello.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Daniel wrapped an arm around me and introduced himself as my boyfriend.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Ryan burst out laughing so loudly everyone could hear:<br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cHIM? Your boyfriend? You obviously paid him to come here with you!\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/>I wanted the ground to swallow me.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Then Daniel squeezed my hand.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Ten minutes later, he did something I had never had the courage to do during all fifteen years of my marriage.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Lucille ran out of the party crying.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>And Ryan?<br class=\"html-br\" \/>He turned as pale as a ghost (I know everyone\u2019s desperate to know what the messages said\u2026 so if you want full story, leave a \u201cNEXT\u201d below!)<\/p>\n<div class=\"x1i10hfl xjbqb8w x1ejq31n x18oe1m7 x1sy0etr xstzfhl x972fbf x10w94by x1qhh985 x14e42zd x9f619 x1ypdohk xt0psk2 x3ct3a4 xdj266r x14z9mp xat24cr x1lziwak xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl x16tdsg8 x1hl2dhg xggy1nq x1a2a7pz xkrqix3 x1sur9pj xzsf02u x1s688f\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\">See less<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=124\">NIXT&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stood there in my swimsuit, uncomfortable in my own skin, especially when Ryan walked over with Lucille to say&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}