{"id":124,"date":"2026-07-13T06:19:39","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T06:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2026-07-13T06:22:02","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T06:22:02","slug":"i-hired-an-actor-to-pretend-to-be-my-p2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"I hired an actor to pretend to be my p2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hired an actor to pretend to be my boyfriend for a July 4th pool party where my ex showed up with the woman he left me for \u2014 but what my fake date did to teach him a lesson made everyone gasp.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>I still remember the day my husband, Ryan, whom I had been married to for fifteen years, said:<br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cI want a d.i.v.o.r.c.e. I\u2019m with Lucille now. Understand this: you\u2019re not the woman I married. You used to be slim. Now you\u2019re just not attractive enough for me anymore.\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Lucille was his secretary, ten years younger than him, while I could barely recognize my own body in the mirror after giving birth to our third child.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>My heart felt shattered.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>After that, Ryan introduced Lucille to his family and constantly bragged about how she was \u201ca model.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/?p=125\">NIXT&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hired an actor to pretend to be my boyfriend for a July 4th pool party where my ex showed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kitchensecrets.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}